Friday, March 30, 2007

Me no human...Me Bizarro


Written by Kal-El
Lex Luthor, The greatest criminal mind of all time. He was held reponsible for alot of crimes in Metropolis. But nothing could be any bigger than creating a life form, a Life form which is considered only a lfeless matter in a human form. This is the story of Bizarro.

Brought into being by an ingenious duplicator ray built by Lex Luthor, a multi-millionaire and Superman's Arch Nemesis, Bizarro is only lifeless matter in human form. A thing composed of unliving matter. It is rather "Bizarro".

His flesh is white, the color of chalk, and his face appears faceted, as though it had been chiseled out of rock. His black hair is matted and unkempt. He is well-meaning but witless, super-powerful but pathetic. His speech is illiterate and ungrammatical. Because Bizarro's mind is an imperfect imitation of Superman's read up on the comic act "The Battle with Bizarro!", however, he is capable of flights of occasional super-genius. Because he possesses dim duplicate memories of all that Superman knows, he is well aware that Clark Kent is secretly Superman. But unlike Superman, Bizarro is immune to Green Kryptonite, but like all Bizarro creatures, he is vulnerable to Blue Kryptonite.

Lex Luthor hoped to use the duplicate to attack Superman. However, this Bizarro did not cooperate and instead tried to emulate Superman. Unfortunately, his attempts to match the original's heroics were clumsy and destructive, and he kidnapped Lois. Superman resolved this situation by creating a Bizarro Lois for Bizarro.

Feeling rejected by the people of Earth, he moved to the world of Htrae, which had ancient advanced technology which was used to populate the planet with other Bizarros created in the same manner. Almost everyone on Htrae looked like an ugly Superman (and possessed super powers). When Superman visited he was arrested for being normal, but he plea bargained a proposal to change the shape of the world into a cube for his release.

Together with Bizarro-Lois, Bizarro rules the far-distant planet Htrae, a wacky, cockeyed world where all the men are imperfect imitations of Superman and all the women are distorted doubles of Lois Lane. It is to distinguish himself from all these other male Bizarros that the original Bizarro has taken to wearing a large medallion around his neck plainly identifying himself as "Bizarro No. 1"

"Me not human... me not creature, Me not even animal!" Quoted by Bizarro.

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